Actual Conversation Between Me and the Woman Who Takes Flower Orders At FTD
Florist: What do you want the card to say?
Me: Let’s go with ‘Happy 30th birthday.’
Florist: Anything else?
Me: ‘And sorry again for vomiting on the floor at your party.’
Florist: [Silence]
oh, love noelle’s blog.
Kiva, a really fantastic microlender, is hiring positions in San Francisco and abroad.
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gchoate17: maxistentialist: Major dolphin news:
At the Institute for Marine Mammal Studies in Mississippi, Kelly the dolphin has built up quite a reputation. All the dolphins at the institute are trained to hold onto any litter that falls into their pools until they see a trainer, when they can trade the litter for fish. In this way, the dolphins help to keep their pools clean.
Kelly has taken this task one step further. When people drop paper into the water she hides it under a rock at the bottom of the pool. The next time a trainer passes, she goes down to the rock and tears off a piece of paper to give to the trainer. After a fish reward, she goes back down, tears off another piece of paper, gets another fish, and so on. This behaviour is interesting because it shows that Kelly has a sense of the future and delays gratification. She has realised that a big piece of paper gets the same reward as a small piece and so delivers only small pieces to keep the extra food coming. She has, in effect, trained the humans.
Her cunning has not stopped there. One day, when a gull flew into her pool, she grabbed it, waited for the trainers and then gave it to them. It was a large bird and so the trainers gave her lots of fish. This seemed to give Kelly a new idea. The next time she was fed, instead of eating the last fish, she took it to the bottom of the pool and hid it under the rock where she had been hiding the paper. When no trainers were present, she brought the fish to the surface and used it to lure the gulls, which she would catch to get even more fish. After mastering this lucrative strategy, she taught her calf, who taught other calves, and so gull-baiting has become a hot game among the dolphins.
Dolphins can also use tools to solve problems. Scientists have observed a dolphin coaxing a reluctant moray eel out of its crevice by killing a scorpion fish and using its spiny body to poke at the eel. Off the western coast of Australia, bottlenose dolphins place sponges over their snouts, which protects them from the spines of stonefish and stingrays as they forage over shallow seabeds.
A dolphin’s ability to invent novel behaviours was put to the test in a famous experiment by the renowned dolphin expert Karen Pryor. Two rough-toothed dolphins were rewarded whenever they came up with a new behaviour. It took just a few trials for both dolphins to realise what was required. A similar trial was set up with humans. The humans took about as long to realise what they were being trained to do as did the dolphins. For both the dolphins and the humans, there was a period of frustration (even anger, in the humans) before they “caught on”. Once they figured it out, the humans expressed great relief, whereas the dolphins raced around the tank excitedly, displaying more and more novel behaviours.
Dolphins are quick learners. Calves stay with their mothers for several years, allowing the time and opportunity for extensive learning to take place, particularly through imitation. At a dolphinarium, a person standing by the pool’s window noticed that a dolphin calf was watching him. When he released a puff of smoke from his cigarette, the dolphin immediately swam off to her mother, returned and released a mouthful of milk, causing a similar effect to the cigarette smoke. Another dolphin mimicked the scraping of the pool’s observation window by a diver, even copying the sound of the air-demand valve of the scuba gear while releasing a stream of bubbles from his blowhole.
Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy coming true. So Long and Thanks for all the Fish.
Inspiring Story Friday
Instead of Crazy Story, I’m going to share an Inspiring one I read this week.
This is from Beth Beck’s blog, who works at NASA, about the astronaut Jose Hernandez. Read the full post here.
Jose told the story of how he couldn’t speak English until he was 12 years old. Once he saw Astronaut Franklin Chang-Diaz selected to travel into space, Jose realized that someone who looked like he did, with hispanic heritage, could be an astronaut. That very day, he decided to study hard in school and make something of himself. He thanked us for going out to work with communities and schools to get out the message of hope.
I just had a 36 minute Skype conversation with a friend who wanted approval on her date attire and new bra.
This is why Al Gore invented the internetz.
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- Mitchell: You had your own moments. You had cheerleading, and high school plays, and making out with the quarterback...
- Claire: Oh come on, you made out with him, too.
- Mitchell: Yeah, but we had to keep it a secret.
- Oh Modern Family, how I Love this show.
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Events for Dallas Folks
(just realized I use the word ‘folks’ on a regular, nonironic basis. my TX roots are showing!)
from DailyCandy (I love Shakespeare and I tend to have electronics to recycle. So I though you might too)
A Midsummer Night’s Dream
What: Shakespeare’s famous play set to current pop tunes and wild dance numbers.
Why: Get 20 percent off tickets with code CANDY.
When: Thru Nov. 22. Tues.-Thurs., 7 p.m.; Fri., 8 p.m.; Sat. 2 & 8 p.m.; Sun., 2 p.m.
Where: Dallas Theater Center, 2400 Flora St. Tickets at 214-880-0202 or online at tickets.dallastheatercenter.org.
Electronics Recycling Drive
What: Drop off your old, obsolete, and broken gadgets for proper recycling.
Why: Free ecofriendly Thanksgiving cooking demos to boot.
When: Sat., noon-5 p.m.
Where: Green Living, 1904 Abrams Pkwy. (214-821-8444).
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- Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it’s 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
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